Tuesday 27 September 2011

Anyone know a good opthalmologist?

Staring at this dress produces retina burn so hideous and complex, you'll be seeing it three days later.

The pattern is clearly an artistic representation of Hades, the primrose path   along the shoulder and hem leading the damned to the seventh circle of hell somewhere amidships.

At all events God's judgement should be visited upon the designer.  And the sooner the better, before they perpetrate another monstrous act of villainy upon the poor shopper.

Topshop, £80 for a formless polyester frump-a-thon.  It's even got a pussy-bow at the neck, just in case it wasn't dowdy enough.

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