Tuesday, 13 December 2011

Just the thing for straining a festive sprout

This diaphanous garment is described as a tennis dress:  wearing it will perk up racquet sports no end, and the umpire will probably lose track of the score.  However, the players will have no trouble washing out grass stains, as the care label has been so glaringly left in the seam.  A lovely touch there, Topshop, seeing as you're charging £90 for what amounts to three square inches of fabric and a great deal of fresh air.

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