A lime tie-dye print - super! On a bodycon dress - couldn't be better! A clingy frock with smears of bile against a nu-rave crocodile hide is just the thing to ensure instant social success at any high-toned palais de dance, I'm sure. And it's a snip at £29!
Now I've calmed down slightly, I note that Topshop, whence this terror emanates, has a number of horse-frighteners like this. River Island also has a number of new-season pieces in lime, which it is teaming with black and white striped jackets and shorts. I've written that last sentence because I know you, dear reader, will have your head full of gambolling bunnies in meadows, fairies gathering snowdrops, and delightful low-key spring garments in pretty colours, and it's time you got with the programme. I mean, jeez.
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