Librarians: not necessarily in love with cardigans

...and certainly not with this one.  It's the sort of thing which will attract fag ash and a lingering aroma of Fray Bentos.  On the other hand, perhaps I'll slip this little number on and find myself drawn, tractor-beam-like, to Emmerdale with 20 Woodbines and an orange-bottomed poodle.  On the other other hand, for £38, I probably won't.

River Island, in case you hadn't guessed.