In case you need reining in

This is frankly the most bizarre object to appear in this blog.  Most of the other things I post are merely ugly or strangely-patterned, but this defeats explanation.

It's described as a harness, so it'll be jolly handy if you're in the 4.30 at Haydock, or have been recently executed, your remains displayed in a gibbet at the crossroads as a deterrent to cattle-rustlers.  Worn backwards over the head it doubles as a scold's bridle.

And so handy for Wichita linemen, too!

£40.  There are specialist shops for this sort of thing, you know, Topshop.