Sunday, 24 July 2011

Wear your own tent

ASOS, £45 in the sale (was £85)

Forty-five quid for an exercise in self-loathing?  This is badly-cut, it drapes badly, the colour is melancholy rendered into Pantone, and is designed to flatter no-one.  I think shoving a pole up the middle and shivering on a draughty hillside at some Godforsaken festival is the only possible use for this thing.

2 comments:

  1. I think they simply put it on the wrong model - it looks like it'd make a wonderful maternity top!

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  2. Yes, for someone who has immediately abandoned any sense of style the minute the pregnancy is confirmed. It's the equivalent of those billowy things with huge bows at the neck pregnant ladies were made to wear up until someone invented stretchy things.

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