Another triumph of knitted WTFery over at Asos

I assume this lady is really a lycanthrope, and her luxuriant pelt has been pulled through the gaps in the cardigan so she can have the ends highlighted at the hairdresser's.  Another possibility is that a hamster has been wrapped in a dishcloth.


A cardigan this suggestive of the creatures in M. Night Shyamalan's film The Village is quite likely to make people hide in cellars.

Asos, £65.