I suppose one end sucks in seawater, and the other end blows it out

The webpage 'Sea Cucumber Facts' states that 'all sea cucumbers have some form of chemical defence that makes them disgusting to their predators and sometimes dangerous as well'.


Well, that's us warned off then.


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