Tuesday 9 October 2012

Oh Fail Rail, how I've missed you


Balloon zip trousers, £45, Topshop

Do you see these trousers?  The front view suggests that you have not completely changed into your clown outfit for your weekly circus skills workshop, and are content to wander the streets with the lower half of a shoplifter replete with 'bargains' from Marks and Spencers.















And now, do you see them from the back?

That elasticated waistband! That drooping arse!  A super choice for those who like to wear all their clothes at once and want to top them off with their Dad's waders.  I imagine when you take them off, a stray bream will fall out, together with a fishing reel and tub of mealworms your mate Ted hid for a jape.


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