The kind of visual disturbance vouchsafed only to the fevered, this dress is a warning that you have become dehydrated and need a Lemsip. Opening the cupboard to find this collapsing unpleasantly onto the carpet, rather than the usual rattly, disarticulated skeleton, is a super way to celebrate Hallowe'en, and is just the thing to wear while you are summoning the legions of the dead.
And those boots will make your mum think the ghosts of the entire Household Cavalry are in the house.
This is from House of Holland, and costs £225, which is more than the entire budget of all four Paranormal Activity films. That should have you leaping out of your seat and grabbing the arm of the stranger sitting next to you.
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