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This, dear reader, is the companion piece to a pair of leggings so bizarrely ghastly that it would have been safe to assume they were unique in the annals of nausea.

But no.  Here is an abomination in the same print.

Put them together, and the electrical discharge caused by the static will set substations alight and plunge industrial estates into darkness.

Topshop, £26.