Thursday, 11 August 2011

Troubles never come singly


Goodness, you can get two terrible items in the same print!

I'm sure psychics and mediums would feel more comfortable in a velour leisure suit and their second-best slippers, but convention demands they wrong-foot their clients with attire more suited to bead curtains, jangly bracelets and fringed lampshades.  The mingled odours of patchouli and boiled cabbage complete the experience.  Cross your palm with silver?  I think I'll be crossing myself with holy water.

River Island:  kimono £50,  trousers £35.

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