And now, two minutes' silence for style, which died today

This lady looks remarkably unconcerned that there is a trilobite crawling over her shoulder.

I do feel that the ruffle is rather going to get in the way of things, although it will be a very good place to save the canapés for later.  On further reflection, however, marine arthropods are perfectly capable of securing their own snacks from the buffet, although the pickle fork may present some difficulty to a prehistoric creature unused to modern manners.

River Island, £60.  They'll throw the rest of the dress in for free.