Wednesday, 23 November 2011

So you've come as a trapezium?

Well, I'm going to work as a stellated icosahedron tomorrow.  If we must duel, my weapon of choice is a Platonic solid.

This model is looking petulant because she has just been told off for wearing Daddy's shirt.  How is she to know it costs THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY-FIVE POUNDS AT WHISTLES?  I wrote that in big letters because only upper case is sufficient to express the enormity of offering for sale this insult to a lady's silhouette.

Pretending to be a person many times your size comes in a bit expensive these days.
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  1. Bethan Harvey24 November 2011 at 11:46

    What's it made of?? GOLD???!!!!

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  2. booktastic24 November 2011 at 20:48

    Beth, I think it's made by little gnome tailors from the hides of tiny shrews. Gnomes are egregious grasping bastards, if you ask me.

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