When barmaids attack

Perhaps the most unforgiving dress in the history of stretch-knit fibres.  Being mauled to death by the leopard whose skin this loosely mimics is a fate much to be preferred to having every single tiny excrescence or convexity brutally exhibited.

And what can that black lace panel possibly add to the dress?  Presumably the designer put it there to separate two colours desperately fighting each other like bull elephant seals, but this is a problem better solved by having the combatants on separate ice-floes.  One at each pole.

Topshop, £30.