I'm a lumberjack and I'm..about to have a brief but comprehensive nervous breakdown

My Dad's pyjamas have gone missing from the drawer:  they were here only yesterday, and....Christ!  What the hell have you done, Fred Perry?

Dad's continual astonishment at the price of things is probably something which comes with age (and he certainly won't be pleased that some reckless designer has hacked his jimjams about); but even hipsters may have some trouble stomaching the £100 price tag on a playsuit whose wide shorts have made the model's legs look like two breadsticks.

I also note Fred Perry has preserved the top pocket wherein old gentlemen store their hearing aids, undoubtedly a vital styling detail all teens will love!

An item right at home at Asos.