I'm sure I brought some oranges home in this

These are usually supplied on the end of a thin garden cane, and are used to scoop sticklebacks and frogspawn out of ponds.

This item is £140.  It will not keep you warm.  It will probably itch.  And the roll neck will permit only the upper part of your face to be visible, which is great if you're hiding something unsightly.  Although the sweater itself is probably more unsightly than the vilest boil, furuncle, or pustule, and should be immediately hidden from view, for example in the nearest skip.

Available from Topshop, which has clearly taken leave of its senses.