Lace frills not seen since the Victorians put little skirts around table legs

I've seen this before somewhere.  But I hurried on as if nothing had happened.

This is described on the website as  'cream stained tiered lace', which is not, River Island, sufficient inducement to buy the thing.  I can imagine its appeal is confined to fairies off the top of the Christmas tree when they go bad, just before they're relegated to disguising the spare toilet roll in the cloakroom.

£35 for cheap frills.