Yes, I nearly blew a gasket, too

Nope, the general air of boiler suit is not relieved by the autumnal floral print.  In fact, getting WD40 on it, or those mysterious bits of crap which fall off the underside of the bonnet, will probably make you feel a bit rugged and authentic, rather than done up in cheap wrapping paper from Poundstretchers.

The positioning of the belt is rather odd:  it it's meant to indicate the area of the waist, then the inescapable conclusion is that one's chest will be hovering immediately above one's crotch, which is a fate befalling only the very elderly and unlucky.

Forty-five quid from River Island, for an item which suggests you're a contortionist mechanic on the quiet.