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More usually to be found in the bathrooms of stern aunts, this loofah-based top can also be used as an effective and durable doormat, and probably something for the cat to sharpen its claws on, too.  Asos, you've thought of everything.  Apart from comfort, style and colour.  Never mind.  Still, better luck next time, eh?

Asos, £77.  The brand is called 'Cheap Monday', and only one of these things is true right now.