Freshly-sloughed, snakeskin is *perfect* for a garment made out of tubes

A sleeveless jumpsuit in a polyester snake pattern fabric, complete with pussybow.  Yes, perfectly harmless words by themselves, but jostled together in a sentence like this, they conjure an image vivid enough to cause light retching.


This looks like the snakes' revenge for depicting them wearing little collars and ties in children's books.  I mean, wouldn't they fall off?


£50, River Island.