If you see this whizzing over a rooftop, I'm sure the Gazette will appreciate a call

Why, you could paste two of these together, insert sherbet, and have your very own Flying Saucer!  Although it'll be enormous and made of wool, which is a good deal less appetising.

And it's not very appetising right now, is it, unless you're a very, very old lady playing bowls?

£22, River Island, in a rather brusque attempt to elbow Damart aside.