Gravity: not your friend

Perhaps this is a merry jape down at Topshop, the equivalent of making an apple-pie bed for that prissy Queen's Guide in some Godforsaken scouting hell-hole up in the fells.  'Oooh, let's sew this top and trousers together to form a slouchy misshapen bifurcated tube held up only by the forces of hope and any number of crossed fingers!'  Yes, hilarious.

£35 at Topshop for Miss Lucy Lastic here.