For God's sake, put a vest on

This shirt looks rather like those plastic strips which are hung in butcher's doorways to prevent flies getting in and laying eggs on the bacon.

Thanks to Siobhan Walker for revealing fresh horrors at Urban Outfitters, where this flimsy item can be had for a very substantial and brass-necked £60.

PS  For the full catalogue description, go to:  http://www.urbanoutfitters.co.uk/yaya-nom-de-plume-striped-shirt/invt/5110461796633/&bklist=
where the model's face will tell you just how she feels about this blouse.