Venetian blinds

There is clearly some drapery-themed fashion going on at the moment:  first we had pelmet skirts, and now this, a skirt which mercifully comes without a pull-cord to roll up the slats.  I'll still be wearing my big knickers, however, if it's all the same to you.

That misaligned frill thing will be making OCD sufferers everywhere wince, and immediately straighten their pencil collections.

£30, River Island.