This looks about as friendly and comfortable as a cheese grater

Just trying the thing on will leave you with raw knuckles. And something in a colour this dejected will probably have you finding a suitable vein anyway.

From a distance, this cardigan looks as if it were made of tin cans telescoped together in one of those well-meaning sculptures cobbled from the recycling so beloved of newly-qualified art teachers.  Close up, it looks exactly the same.

Just a little rough-edged for thirty quid, I'd say, River Island.