I'd have worn it, but then I scraped the barrel and found a thin smear of self-respect

Prisoners sew these, but the finished product usually has the legend 'Royal Mail' printed thereon.

Perhaps the designers have loosened the bottom hem and added sleeves so that we will have something cheerless and vapid to wear when we put the bins out, or indicate to the neighbours that we require immediate and sympathetic medical attention.

£80, River Island.  God, you have to spend a lot of money these days to look dirt-poor.