'Sheer feather knit' description: why yes, there *is* a Spoonerism available with this garment

This, somewhat improbably, is a skirt.  Its uncanny similarity to a dishcloth (99p for pack of ten, B&M's) need not disconcert the true fashionista, but the elasticated waistband and unreliable hemming certainly ought to.

Urban Outfitters retail this for £40, presumably to people who don't mind going out dressed in fourteen yards of crepe bandage.